Archive for July, 2008

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Inside I am …

July 30, 2008

seed

 

Inside I am a tree

I want to spring forth

And grow throughout the nine planes

 

I know that there are many lands at my feet

Frost lands and Tropical lands

And many will form in my branches

I spread shade  far and wide

I filter the light

 

The hawk waits to hide herself in my branches

She is waiting for my journey upward

To become a canopy separating earth and sky

 

I wait

 

Inside I am tall and I will reach

My hands up and from them will

Spring leaves

 

Leaves of books, leaves of learning

Leaves to sing and rustle all the music

Of my birth

 

Inside I am a tree.

 

©  image and words June Perkins

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I Am The Pirate King

July 30, 2008

Long before Captain Jack, this guy was my favourite pirate – one time Australian rock star Jon English as the Pirate King in Pirates of Penzance.I saw this show twice,and loved those purple tights!

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Were Pen – Where Are You?

July 28, 2008

   I packed, unpacked, and re-packed.  I wanted to be sure I had everything I would need for the trip to Mudjimba.  The only problem was that I had no idea what I’d need, because I wasn’t really sure where I was going.  

   “Triton’s coral? Check. Granola bars? Check. Change of clothes & shoes? Clean socks & underwear?  Check & check. Sunflower seeds? Check.  30 SPF sunscreen? Check. Chocolate? Check.  Ibuprophen? Check. Water bottle? Check. Extra juice? Check.”  I wasn’t sure what would happen after I arrived on the island, but I was pretty sure I wouldn’t starve, get sunburned, or be dehydrated.  I was ready for anything. I hoped.

   I swam through the beautiful blue waters and surfaced on a gorgeous beach, perfect temperature, puffy cottonball clouds, bird calls I didn’t quite recognize.  I had landed in paradise!

Mudjuimba Beach, Queensland

 

   I slathered myself with coconut-scented sunscreen and walked along the beach, picking up pretty sea shells, playing tag with the lapping waves.  I followed the shoreline, and as I came around a cove, I saw her:  the Sand Dreaming Woman.

“Drifting with the Current” – Sand Sculpture in St. Petersberg, Russia (Yahoo News Story), by Tatyana Kuznetsova and Vsevolod Averkiev

 

   I wondered who had built this, and why.  A local woman was standing behind the sculpture and said, “She’s a beaut, all right.”

   “Yes,” I agreed, “but who is she?”

   “She’s the Sand Dreamer.  She sits and she watches the tides go in and out.  Day and night, good and bad, then and now, she’s seen it all.  Whatever happens, happens.”

   “What if there’s a storm?  She’ll wash away.”

   “Then she washes away.  Nothing lasts forever.”

   “That’s sad. They should build a wall, like a levee, to protect her for posterity,” I suggested.

   “I don’t think the Sand Dreamer would want that.  The story goes, Sandra Coomer was a real woman, whose motto was, ’This, too shall pass.’  If Sandra were happy, she knew that joy would fade before long.  If she were heart-broken, she knew, if she could just hold on awhile, some day things would be better.  Even on her death bed, Sandra said, “My life has been a great, strange dream, sometimes odd and frightening, sometimes mysterious and beautiful, like the mesmerizing coral reefs under the sea – but I wouldn’t have missed it – even the hard parts – for anything!  Yet, as I always said,  ’This, too shall pass.’”

   I thanked the woman for telling me the Sand Dreamer’s story.  I reminded myself not to waste time, to stop and appreciate the gift of life often.  “Every day is a blessing,” “Nothing last forever,” “This, too, shall pass,”: I wanted to write these sayings down, like a prayer or a chant, before I forgot them.  I dug in my pack and found my journal, but…

   I couldn’t find my Were-Pen!  “Claire, where are you?  Were-Pen, I need you!  I know I packed you! I checked! Where are you?  I can’t write without my pen.”  I was in full panic mode now. 

   I looked at the silent, serene Sand Dreamer sculpture and muttered, “Yeah, I know, ‘this too shall pass’, but you don’t understand. I’m a writer – I live to write and write to live!  

   “WERE-PEN?  WHERE ARE YOU?” I yelled.

 

Kerry Vincent (c) 2008

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Mudjimba – Day Two

July 27, 2008

I awoke feeling disoriented and with a mouth that felt as though it were full of sand.   As I came to I realised it was full of sand.  I had been sleeping with my mouth wide open and part of the beach had drifted into it whilst I was oblivious.  I stirred my body and stood up, shaking myself free of all the sand that had invaded every crease and crevice .   Oh how I ached, my legs were so sore and the rest of me was faring little better.   Hang on a minute, I am still on the beach!  How come?   I was led up a mountain last night, well a large tor at least.  I saw the village.  I saw the waterfall.  I danced all night with the women and drank a fair amount of something deliciously and seemingly innocently fruity yet lethal!  My head had the distinct feeling of not being securely attached to my shoulders.  What a night that was.   I am definitely in the midst of a hangover here and what’s more I have no recollection of returning to the beach.   I slumped back down onto the sand.  Everything was as I had arranged it before napping yesterday.  Ti was fast asleep still, not that she was capable of telling me anything anyway.   Oh my feet…they are so sore and blistered – I did not do that dreaming! I looked around me with great care, any swift turn of head could be disastrous resulting in my losing consciousness or so it felt.   Nothing.  Well no-one in sight.  The beach was as it was, surrounded by lush green vegetation, lots of sand stretching some three miles or so before curving away from sight.  Turning gingerly to look behind me I could see large hills in the not so far distance.  This is all very peculiar.  Memories from the day before were coming back.  I was sure I had been told that I would sleep in the house of Katha and Danu today and when night came I would be taken by Tuiren to her weaving shed to see my tapestry.    Perhaps it had all been a dream, I may have been sleep walking hence the blisters, but it was all so real.

I sat, there being nothing more I could do for the moment.  I reached for my bag to get some water and fruit out.  My mouth felt truly disgusting and I was very dehydrated.  I drank most of the contents of the water bottle before thinking better of quaffing the lot.  I ate an apple and a handful of berries.  That would do for the time-being, I had no idea how long I would be on this island and had only bought sparse supplies.   I wandered down to the sea to rinse myself before proceeding.  I figured I had better start exploring as I was not going to work out what had or had not happened by just sitting here pondering.  The sea water was wonderfully refreshing for my feet and legs, hopefully I would discover fresh water further inland where I could clean myself properly.
I gathered up my belongings, putting Ti back into my breast pocket and started on up the beach.  Which way to go?  I could see several openings in the vegetation and decided to pick a path at random.   I had gone no more than a few feet when I could have sworn I heard whistling.  I stopped.  I listened.  Nothing, save for birdsong and the sound of the sea.   Sighing I started off again…there it was again!  Oh for **********!  I was not in the best of moods it has to be said.
I shouted hello.  Nothing.   I shouted again…..a whistle came in response.   Honestly I could have cried with sheer frustration, why the games?   Probably a “lesson” in there somewhere for me eh? Humph!  I was not at all best pleased I can tell you.  In fact I could feel my temper rising rather rapidly.   I stopped.  I looked all around me.  I could see nothing but the vegetation which was very dense so it would have been unlikely that I would see anyone anyway.   I sighed to myself.  Might as well go on I guess.   There was the whistling again.  Right that was it! I screamed at whoever it was to show themselves or shut up.  Honestly, yes, there were a few expletives in there.  I am not proud.  I could hear laughter, chuckling .  Oh yes very funny.  Here I am on an island with no means of getting off as far as I know, feeling like the wrong end of a donkey, lost, tired, frustrated and aching all over and all they can do is giggle at me.  Very sisterly I don’t think.    Ok, I say to myself, calm down now, breathe.   I tried to calm myself as best I could, breathing deeply to try and relax. Underneath my anger there was fear.  I had thought this island would be a gentle place with wise elder women on it who would teach me about my future, not a place of teasing wenches getting their laughs at my expense, that wasn’t the deal at all – I moped.  Oh good grief I was actually moping, pet lip included!   I had to groan at myself.

“Okay”, I yelled, “I get the message”.

Wolf whistles hit the air.    First one, then another showed themselves.  I knew I hadn’t been dreaming.   There were Katha, Danu and Tuiren.    They came up and hugged me hard.     I had questions but now probably wasn’t the time.

They led me back to the beach and we walked along it towards the east.  Nearing the point where it curved sharply around we veered off into the greenery again.  There was a very definite path.  It opened out into a clearing with huts, ordinary every-day huts.  Nothing fancy just nice little wooden cabins.   My brow furrowed, I was very confused.

“All will be explained”, remarked Tuiren.  “Let’s get some food first”.

We headed towards one of the cabins.  They really looked like the cabins you get in those quasi-rural holiday parks, sort of wooden prefabs with wooden window ledges and the sort of windows that children always draw, complete with tied-back curtains.    We entered and the inside was a bit of a shock.   The door opened into the main room which was very plush in the way it was furnished.   Beautiful stone flooring with tapestry rugs in bright, bright colours.  Two large deep blue sofas which looked like they would swallow you whole – of modern design but obviously built with comfort first and foremost in mind.  These were set around a large fireplace that housed a cast-iron woodstove.  The walls were covered in all sorts of artworks, large and small and there were massive bookshelves either side of the fireplace which must have housed hundreds of books.   What a fabulous room.  It was very warm and inviting, but was not at all what I had expected.     We went through into the kitchen which had a fabulous butchers block table in its centre around which were four ladder-back chairs.  Katha motioned for me to sit down in one of them.  Tuiren sat opposite me whilst Katha and Danu made tea and some food.

“I can see by your face that you are a little perplexed”, smiled Tuiren.
“To say the least”, I replied, “I don’t understand”.

I was given a large mug of tea .   “You drink that and I shall explain”, said Tuiren.      “When women come here, it is often because they want to know what their future holds, or what lesson it is they need to learn, or what they need to do in order to proceed along their chosen path, or even to find out what that path is.”

“Indeed”, I nodded.

“In a way that is exactly what the tapestries are about, but before we take each one to see their tapestry we have to clear their heads of the romantic, idealised notions that they often carry with them.   Is it not the case that what you encountered last night was exactly what you expected, or would have anticipated?  That is a rhetorical question, it needs no answer.   You expected to meet a community of women living an idealised life, in your case, one born out of romantic notions of the past.  That is not to say that what you know and what you would like to see are not true but more that they are one dimensional.  Everyone living in harmony, with communities of women who are the spiritual leaders and who guard the gateways.  A world far removed from the reality of your modern day one.”

I was beginning to feel a little saddened.

“We took you on a journey last night to that very place.  The one in your imagination, complete with the waterfall which we know you are aware was one of the gateways to the otherworld.   We wanted you to experience your own imagination, your own connection to the distant past.   Don’t misunderstand what I am saying.  I am not telling you that what you see is not true, for it is, very much so, but it does not exist in your world any longer.   Do you understand what it is that I am telling you.”

“I think so”, I said, “You are telling me to let go of the past?”

Tuiren smiled such a warm smile at me.  “I am telling you that you cannot find that specific place in your world any longer, but that does not mean it does not exist.  I know this is confusing for you, but you are in danger of spending many years exploring paths of which you already hold a great deal of knowledge, even though you may not be consciously aware of that fact.  In time I think you will indeed be telling the stories of these places and these times, but there are other things you have to do first, that is all.”

I was beginning to understand what it was that she was telling me.

“I think what you are telling me is that what I am wanting to do is to start at the end, to start with the pure rather than getting my feet well and truly dirty by starting at the beginning with this life I am in.  I need to do the groundwork.”

Again that smile.  “Come with me”.

I follow her out of the kitchen door and into the garden at the rear of her cabin.  We follow the path through the vegetable garden, the herb garden and the flowers to the shed at the end.    She stops at the door and turns to me.

“I believe you have something for me?”

I grin and rifle through my bag.  My hand alights on the coral gifted to me by the little boy.   I hand it to Tuiren who literally glows with pleasure at the sight of it.

“Thank you.  Come in.”

She leads me into the weaving shed and there before me is the tapestry.

“This is your tapestry”, she says.  “Sit down and we shall discuss it”.

Jill

http://wyrdspirit.wordpress.com

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For Lois

July 25, 2008

Lois, dear.  Here are pictures of Johnny Depp.  The first one is a normal shot.  The second one he is in his most famous role…. CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!  Swoon.
 

 

Lori

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Hilda’s adventures continue- monster truck boys and mermaid girls enter…

July 24, 2008

Hilda the bear was enjoying her visit at the rainbow beach.  After her run in with the Duck pirates and the Kitten pirates she was up for anything. Then however she came across the Monster truck boys- a modern day version of the lost boys.  These little men of the sea were on their way to see Triton and tell him that he really needed to get a submarine and pimp it up big time.  They even had a decent colour scheme worked out for him.

 

 

Hilda found that these little monster truck boys were very cheeky.  They were in serious need of anger management.  Pirates had productive anger management but these little tykes well they needed to just learn to chill.

 

She tried to teach them to meditate, just as she had before jumping off the plank for the umpteenth time.  They were not getting the hang of it. Then Hilda was in luck because the Mermaid girls had decided they would raid the beach where all this anger management training was going on and a free for all food fight ensued.

 

Nothing like a bit of creamy blackberry pie flying and landing on you to get the furry mind working.  It was then that Hilda decided she really must go and find some of her other bear friends.  Maybe just maybe there was a need for a bit of Honey to get these Monster truck boys to get in touch with their inner selves.

 

The Mermaid girls, well they seemed like they were just having a bit of rolicking fun, although she did wonder if maybe they had just gone a little bit overboard in trying to keep up with the Monster truck boys.  Hilda always liked a good song, and so she sang out loud and strong, the following ditty- just to calm things down a bit.

  

hilda by the sea

  

Monster Truck boys Monster truck boys

They love to drive their Monster trucks

 

Mermaid Girls mermaid girls

Swimming with the dolphins

Are the Mermaid Girls

 

Now the monster truck boys are swimming in the sea

Yeah they’re jumpin’ and bumpin’ in the sea

And the mermaid girls are drivin’ monster trucks

As if they’re giant seals.

 

Mermaid girls mermaid girls

Super divin’ mermaid girls

Monster truck boys monster truck boys

Super drivin’ monster truck boys.

 

Mermaid girls and monster truck boys

They’re all cool and they love school.

Monster Truck boys Monster truck boys

They love to drive their Monster trucks

 

 Mermaid Girls mermaid girls

Swimming with the dolphins

Are the Mermaid Girls

 

Now the monster truck boys are swimming in the sea

Yeah they’re jumpin’ and bumpin’ in the sea

And the mermaid girls are drivin’ monster trucks

As if they’re giant seals.

 

Mermaid girls mermaid girls

Super divin’ mermaid girls

 

Monster truck boys monster truck boys

Super drivin’ monster truck boys.

 

Mermaid girls and monster truck boys

They’re all cool and they love school.

  (

c) June Perkins – a song

 

 

 

 

 

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Pirates of Panama

July 23, 2008

Thalia inhaled the wonderful, familiar smell of the ocean and listened to the gentle lapping of the waves onto the beach.  Nearby, a group of people were dancing and delighting as the creative rainbow flowed onto the beach and everyone on it.  She was about to join them, but still felt a little dizzy from the marvelous Rainbow/Comet ride from Tholos, so she looked around for a spot where she might be able to sit quietly and gather all her senses back into the here and now.

 

A little ways off were what appeared to be, stone ruins barely visible above the undulating sea grasses.  She ambled along a path and came upon a cluster of old ruins.  Thalia walked over to the closest one, placing her hands on its rough surface.   She then moved from one to the other, touching the remaining stone walls and buildings, feeling the heat the stone captured from the sun.  She sat on a protruding rock, leaned back, felt the solid stone beneath and behind her, great for grounding her.  Closing her eyes, she allowed her mind to drift on the still-heard sounds of the nearby rolling tides.  The warm air soothed her skin that had become somewhat cold from the comet portion of her ride.  It felt good to feel the heat to penetrate into her, warming her core.

 

 

 

 

 

She smelled smoke just as she felt a sudden heat blast surging through the rocks and stones into her. Thalia jumped up and was thrown into masses of people yelling as they stampeded for cover.  “Pirates!”  “Pirates are here!  Run for your life!” “It’s Morgan the Pirate!”  Screams, smoke, chaos surrounded her as people scrambled every which way to escape.  She started to seek cover, but then realized they moved right through her, seemingly oblivious to her presence.  She was the observer of this madness—she wasn’t actually there in it. 

 

Thalia then recognized what she was seeing.  Years ago, when she was first married she lived in Panama for almost a year.  While there, she and her husband, and 2 of his service buddies, went to visit Old Panama—Panama Viejo—after a Thanksgiving dinner at their apartment.  She loved walking among the many stone ruins and then reading about the history of the place, which was fascinating.  Old Panama was located near the ocean.  Her husband took many pictures, most of which were turned into slides, with a few later made into photographs.

  

 

Panama Viejo, a World Heritage site founded in 1519 by Peter Arias and 100 other inhabitants, was the first permanent inhabited settlement in the America’s along the Pacific.  After being presented with a coat of arms by Charles V of Spain, the town became an important base where gold and silver gathered from Peru was sent back to Spain.  Much wealth accumulated in the port city. 

  

 

By 1610, the city grew to a population of 5,000 with 500 homes, a convent, a hospital and a cathedral.  At the beginning of the 17th century, the city had been attacked by pirates, attracted by the wealth, and by the indigenous people of Darien.  An earthquake in 1620 and the Great Fire in 1644 destroyed much of the city, which was then rebuilt. 

 

However, on January 28, 1671, the English pirate, Henry Morgan, attacked the city of 10,000 inhabitants with his 1400 soldiers.  The resulting fire completely destroyed the city, necessitating a new city to be rebuilt a few kilometers away.  Between the massacre and the fire, this action by Morgan the Pirate is still considered to be “the most barbarous atrocity ever perpetuated by a British privateer against Spanish colonies in America.” (Wikipedia)

 

 

Morgan was arrested and taken to England, proved he had no prior knowledge of the peace treaty between England and Spain, so was knighted in 1674 before returning to Jamaica to assume the post of Lieutenant Governor.  He died in 1688, one of the few pirates able to ‘retire’ from piracy.  Errol Flynn’s 1935 film, Captain Blood, was loosely based on Morgan’s life.

 

Panama Viejo was so peaceful when Thalia visited it in the early 1960’s—a contrast to those tumultuous days in 1671.  An even greater contrast was the real damage pirates do compared to the entertainment versions like Mary Martin in Peter Pan where Thalia was thrilled to see her glide across the stage in the play and loved the Walt Disney cartoon-movie version of Captain Hook. And, of course, Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson.  The modern version of pirates was presented in Pirates of the Caribbean.

 

Quite a difference between the brutal reality and the romanticized fictional.  But it is nice to be aware of both as each balances the other. 

 

 Thalia got up and walked to join the others on the beach.  I love my time alone, but I also love time spent with people.  Good balance—to be able to ride the Rainbow and to walk the sand.

 

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Muppets, Ahoy!

July 23, 2008

DQ Jones

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Confronting the Triton

July 22, 2008

            “Were-Pen, where are we going next?”

            “Triton’s Lair,” she replied.

            “Under the sea?”

            “Yes, of course.  Where else would an ocean god live?”

            “Just one little detail, hardly anything to worry about, but, well, you’ve got some metal bits that might corrode in the salt water, and me, well, maybe you didn’t notice my lack of gills, but I’m a land mammal.  I can’t breathe underwater.”

            “Oh ye of little faith!” said the Were-Pen.  “This is Lemuria!  We’re not bound by the laws of physics!  You’ll be just fine!  Just dive in!  The magic will work!”

            “But what if it doesn’t?”

            “You must believe.”

            “That’s just it, Were-Pen.  I have this itty bitty problem called a complete lack of faith.  The gods tend to hold disbelief against you.”

            “Maybe in your world, but this is fiction, and anything can happen, so here we go!”  The Were-Pen sharply prodded me in the back and I took a giant leap of, well, maybe not faith, but I was definitely stepping out past the point of no return.  And to my great surprise, it worked!

            “It’s amazing!  How did this happen?  I’m here, under the waves, and I’m breathing just fine.  It’s a miracle!”

            “Not really,” said the Were-Pen.  “Your life on land, that was your past, but you have to go on.  The tide goes in and out, with you or without you, it’s the law of ebb and flow, flotsam and jetsam.  You can’t step in the same river twice, it moves on, just go with the flow, don’t look back, however you want to say it.”

            I looked at the Were-Pen.  “You are very wise.”

            “Of course I am.  I have been used to record man’s wisdom through the ages.  You didn’t think I’m just any No. 2 pencil, did you?”

            “No.  But what is your name, if I may ask?”
            “You may call me Claire, short for Clarity, what you discover when you write down your thoughts, emotions, history, culture, stories.”

            “Claire, is Triton as fierce as they say?” I asked.  The stories I’d heard were terrifying.

            “He does have a temper, and no doubt about that, but he’s not all bad.  Certainly, he is the god of hurricanes and tsunamis, but he is also the god of moonlit beaches and silver sunrises over the seas.”

            “I hope you are right, Claire, because I do not think he will like his gift.”

            “Often we receive gifts we did not ask for, and may not like.”

            “True, and sometimes they are just what we needed, though we don’t realize it at the time,” I agreed.  “But I wonder how the Triton will react to an unpleasant lesson in humility?”

            “We’ll soon know.” 

           Claire and I entered magnificent rainbow-colored coral gates, and stopped before the Triton’s Castle-Under-the-Sea.  I rang the knocker, an ornate, antique brass anchor.  I heard no sound, but felt vibrations.

            “Who knocks?” an ancient Gray Dolphin asked.

            “Kerry and Claire, If you please, with a gift for his lordship the Triton,” I squeaked.

            “More likely a trinket to barter your passage to Mudjimba,” the Gray Dolphin muttered.

            “Yes, it’s true, we do ask his lordship’s permission to pass unharmed….We apologize for bothering your royal highnesses,” I said, trying to curtsey, which, under water, was not so gracefully executed.

            “Tourists,” the Gray Dolphin grumbled.  “Follow me.  Triton is bored today – perhaps frightening you will entertain him, at least until Wheel of Sailors’ Fortune comes on…”

            “Sire, some tourists for you to terrorize,” say the Gray Dolphin, then swam back to a safe distance.

            The Triton thrashed about and drew himself up to his full height, 20 feet at least, and his seaweed hair and beard billowed out in ragged, murky tentacles.  His eyes were as red as the center of a volcano.  His torso was huge, barnacled, and broad as a boulder.  The bottom half of his body was dark green and scaled.  He had no legs, only a powerful fishlike tail, which constantly flipped, like an angry cat’s.

            “What do you want?” he roared.

            “I stumbled, knelt, and shakily said, “Please, o Great Triton, may we pass through your kingdom safely, to Mudjimba Isle?”

            “What’s in it for me?  And it better be good.”

            “I have brought you a most special gift.  It comes from long ago and far away, from New England, in North America.”

            “Near the coast of the Atlantic Ocean?” he asked.  I nodded.  “Let’ see what you have, then.”

            I opened my Enchanteur’s bag, and pulled out a tiny iron scrollwork balcony, which grew to its full-size when it entered the salt water.  “They put these rails on balconies upstairs of homes, where the women would look out to sea, waiting for their sailor husbands to return home.  It’s a widow’s walk, because so often, the men were lost at sea.” 

            “You blame me for their deaths?”  The Triton’s eyes glowed with rage.

            “No, of course not,” I said quickly.  “You can’t stop the ocean’s ways.  You can’t stop the tides.  Whenever humans go to sea, we take a risk.  This widow’s walk is a token to honor your power, and, perhaps, a reminder, that what you do may impact someone else miles away from here and years away from today.”

             “Mortal, who are you to tell me how to rule my kingdom?”

            “No one.  I have no right.  But I strive to be a writer, and it is my sacred duty to try to tell the truth, humbly, even when I am afraid.  Please forgive me.  I must try my best to speak true, even when the words are hard to tell, and hard to hear.”

            The Triton looked hard at me, broke off a piece of living coral, and handed it to me.  “My reef is sacrificing some of its life to ensure your safe passage to Mudjimba.  I know how unpleasant it is to be the bearer or hard truths.  Your way, like mine, is not an easy one.  People will not thank you.  They will not want to be with you.  You may earn their respect, but not their love.  It is a loneliness as wide and as deep as the seven seas.  You will suffer enough – you need suffer no more at my hand.   You may pass through my kingdom with my blessing.  Go.”

Kerry Vincent (c) 2008

(Washington National Cathedral, light art by Gerry Hofstetter, re-colored by Kerry Vincent)

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Approaching the Triton – Another Were-Pen Adventure

July 22, 2008

 

“Look out, Triton, here I come,” I yelled, splashing noisily.  “You over-rated Fish Face, show your ugly mug!”  

“Um, it is not wise to summon the mighty Triton so rudely,” said the Were-Pen.

“Well I hate being wet, and getting in the water, it’s cold and it smells like fish guts,” I complained.

“That may be, lady, but Triton is lord of the sea, and when you humbly ask him a favor, you must go to his realm.  He is a magic merman and he will grant you safe passage through the deep to the Isle of Mudjimba – if you give him a gift he deems worthy.”

“Can’t I just charter a kayak?”

“I swear, your insolence will make my ink dry up one of these days!”

“Sorry, Were-Pen, but I’m mad as a wet cat.  I hate to ask anyone for help.”

“Perhaps that is a lesson you are here to learn.”

“I hate lessons about humility!  They’re so – humiliating!”

“No one’s perfect.  People make mistakes.  That’s why they invented White-Out.  Why should you be any different?”

“I’m not, I know, but it doesn’t make me feel better to know other people make mistakes, too.  I wish I could do everything right – the first time – and then I’d never have to ask for help, from anyone.”

“You mean so you’d never have to risk being rejected.”

“Well, yes,” I admitted.

“Do you like to help people?” asked the Were Pen.

“Very much.  It makes me feel good, useful, and capable.”

“Maybe others would like to feel that way too, but they can’t, because you won’t give them an opportunity to help you.”

The Were Pen had a point (besides its usual ball-point!)  “Maybe you’re right,” I conceded.

The Were Pen danced some concentric circles in the air.  “Glad to be of service!”

“Thanks, but quit flouncing around, I’ve had my perkiness quotient for today.”

 

Kerry Vincent (c) 2008

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Let’s Twist Again…

July 21, 2008

Can that Hustle stuff, forget Travolta. This is something for us old farts, led by the undisputed master. Get out those hula hoops too – you haven’t lived til you’ve hooped and twisted…

Posted by Gail

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A Pen and A Pirate

July 21, 2008

The cartographer sat behind his table in the little room on top of the building. Fat raindrops crawled down the banks of windows that lined the north and south walls of the room and pattered peacefully on the roof. The cartographer had lit several lamps to compensate for the cloudy afternoon, and the room was a quiet cave of light.

The old man’s face, tense with concentration, was leathery and lined like a map itself, each wrinkle a line made by the pen of the blazing tropical sun or the ink of a blistering cold sea wind. His hands were scarred and gnarled, but they moved with sureness and skill, caressing the parchment with the pen and ink. He concentrated on his work, remembering the places he mapped as he did.

Hours spent on a ship’s deck with sextant and compass, hours spent marking charts on tables bolted to a rolling ship’s floor, the smell of pitch and salt and gunpowder in his nostrils – each map he made now was a book of remembrances for the old man. Each one was treasured and cherished for the memories it brought before it was sent along with the person who had commissioned it.

With no warning, the door in the east wall slammed open, admitting a cold gust of rain and a young man in dripping oilskins. The man stood in the doorway for a moment, gazing around the room with a slight smile on his face.

“Don’t stand there letting in the rain. Shut the door and state your business,” the old man growled, glancing up from the piece of parchment before him.

The man in the entry stepped the rest of the way in and took off his dripping hat, shaking the water off of it and saying, “Mr. Abel, I take it?”

“Aye, and what’s it to you?” the cartographer asked, examining the intruder. He was a well dressed young man, handsome and looking quite sure of himself.

“Mr. Abel, whose maps are the envy of cartographers everywhere and whose inks are legendary for their colors? Mr. Abel who is mapmaker for the wealthiest merchants and most particular clients?”

“You’ve a silver tongue in your head. I see that plain enough. What I don’t see is what your business is. State it or stop wasting my time!” Mr. Abel put down his pen and looked the man in the eyes.

The man moved forward a few steps, his gaze locked with the old man’s and the slight smile still on his face. “Mr. Abel who reputedly makes the maps for certain – shall we say – independent entrepreneurs of the sea? Maps that form a certain reminder as to where they have, um, invested their earnings?” The man’s smile became wolfish and his voice became harder. “In other words, treasure maps for certain pirates? For instance, a treasure map to where the late great pirate Ignatius Donatu buried his treasure?” The man glided up to the drawing table as he spoke, placing his hands on it and leaning forward.

“Now where would you get that idea?” the old man asked mildly, pulling back slightly. The young man’s breath smelled of stale ale and whiskey, with a few onions added in for good measure.

“A certain conversation overheard in a certain tavern led me to believe that the current captain of the good ship Goshawk – the grandson of that same Ignatius Donatu – might possibly be picking up that self-same map first thing in the morning. I thought that I might make a counter offer – I am sure I can compensate you far better than he can.” The man’s wolfish smile became wider.

“Someone said that, did they? And was this person smoking gilly flower? Or did the bartender run out of the good ale and start serving the stuff they brewed with the moldy grain?” The old man snorted a laugh.

The young man shrugged one shoulder. “I’ve been asking around, and I know you sailed with Donatu in your youth. They say you can make a map of anyplace in the seven seas, just from memory, and some of them say that you helped Donatu bury that treasure.” He paused. “I want it.” The man stepped back and looked at the old man appraisingly. “I am sure that the map can do you no good here – you need a ship and a crew to get it. What did the captain of the Goshawk offer you? A share of the treasure? Whatever it is, I can better it.”

“Now what would an old man like me do with treasure? I’ve everything I want, right here. The captain of the Goshawk is a customer of mine, aye, that is true enough. He pays me a bit for maps, but better yet, he brings me the special ingredients I need for my inks. For me, those are priceless. These inks I make are what make my maps special. The colors, the intensity! And they don’t fade, at least not that I’ve seen in all of my years of using them. These inks will make sure that the world remembers Abel’s maps long after I’m gone.” The old man stared off into space, a bemused expression on his face.

A snarl brought him back from his reveries. “Old man, don’t toy with me. I know you have the map, and I want it. I’m willing to pay, if you cooperate. If you don’t, well, I’ll just have to find it for myself.” A knife appeared in the young man’s hand, slipping smoothly from his sleeve. He flipped it into the air and caught it again, the well-honed steel flashing in the lamplight, then with a flick of his wrist sent it to the wall of map drawers on the far end of the room. The knife slid into one of the flat drawers with a quiet thunk. “Perhaps it’s in this drawer.” He smiled at the old man. “Or maybe this one.” He repeated the move with a second knife that appeared in his other hand. The knives quivered in the wood.

The old man swallowed and his eyes drifted to the side. The young man followed his gaze and stepped smoothly to where a cane was leaning under the windows. “Left your protection a little too far away, did you, old man? You’re slipping. You haven’t sailed with pirates in years, have you? You’ve gone soft, and that’s going to cost you.” The man picked up the cane and with a flourish, twisted it apart, exposing the deadly sword hidden inside it. “Nice piece of steel. Not as nice as this,” and he touched a cutlass at his side, “but nice, nevertheless.”

“I’ll have you know that that sword is the finest Damascus steel! Donatu gave it to me himself, when I retired from the sea. Your blade is bigger, yes, but not nearly so fine.” Mr. Abel spat indignantly.

“So you do admit to sailing with Donatu?” the young man jumped on that piece of information like a shark.

“I never said I didn’t, and it’s a well known fact that I did. So what?” Mr. Abel replied truculently.

The young man fitted the sword cane back together and tossed it to the back of the room and then pulled out his own cutlass. His voice grew soft and dangerous as he slid the edge of the cutlass under the old man’s chin. “I’ll have that map one way or another, old man. It would be a shame to get blood on that nice map you’re working on, now wouldn’t it?” he wheedled. The blade slid along an old scar on the old man’s neck, leaving a faint line of blood.

In one smooth movement, the old man pulled his head back, twisted his body around and jabbed his arm forward. The sharp steel nib of the pen in his hand rammed downward toward the hand on the hilt of the cutlass; the young man yanked away just in time to avoid being stabbed with the pen.

“What is this? A pen against my sword?” His eyes narrowed. “Was there poison on it?  I’d have your head off with my cutlass before your poison could even begin to work in my veins,” he hissed. “You’ve been at your drawing board too long, old man, and you’ve forgotten how the real world works.”

He spat on the floor. “Poison is a woman’s weapon. You sailed with pirates. You should be ashamed to stoop to poison.” He slammed the cutlass into the wood of the drawing board, inches from the old man’s hand. “You’ll find it hard to make your maps without your hand.” Then he pulled the cutlass loose and looked closely at the old man.

The old man shrugged. “I guess you’ll never know, will you. Would it make you feel better if I used this instead?” He reached into an earthen jar on the top of the drawing board and took out a flexible quill pen. “Nothing here to stab a man with, now is there?” He smiled slightly and dipped it into a pot of intensely green ink.

“So, if I were to give you this map, what guarantee do I have that you would share the treasure with me? For that matter, how do I know that the crew of the Goshawk wouldn’t hunt you down and take it from you?” He added a few lines to the map, not looking at the young man.

“I really don’t think you have a choice about giving me the map. But I’ll throw you a bone, never fear. If you cooperate, we might even develop a little partnership…you remember things, make me maps, I bring you a share. And  maybe I’ll even bring you some of those special ingredients for your inks that are so important to you. As for the Goshawk, my ship is far faster than that old tub. I can sail rings around her on my worst days.” He smiled, a cocky look on his face.

Mr. Abel sighed and shook his head, dipping his pen in the ink again. Then in a movement so fast the young man barely saw it, he flicked the limber quill pen. A full load of the bright green ink flew through the air and splattered in the young man’s eyes. He screamed and dropped his cutlass, clawing at his face.

“Those inks of mine are made with truly special ingredients – and some of them are quite poisonous,” the old man said conversationally. “I have a great deal of resistance to them, after all these years, but you won’t. This one is rather nice – it turns a man’s muscles to water, so he can’t move at all. Easier to deal with a man who can’t move. And while you’re waiting for it to work, it burns the eyes and blinds a man so he can’t, oh, say, cut off your head with a cutlass. As for poison being a woman’s weapon, well, you can say what you will, but I’m an old man, and I have to protect myself somehow. By the way, the first pen just had plain ink on it, not poisonous ink.”

By now the young man was writhing on the floor. The old man dipped the pen back in the ink and went on working on his map. After a while, everything was still except for the scratching of the pen on the parchment.

Several hours later, the old man finally finished the map he was working on, and stood up and stretched, his joints popping and cracking. He stumped over to where the young man lay on the floor and reached into his pocket, bringing out a highly polished watch. He held the shiny metal under the young man’s nose and nodded when he saw a slight mist form on the surface.

“Well, you’re a strong one, I’ll give you that. That much poison has killed larger men than you.” He put the watch back in his pocket and reached down to grab the young man’s arms. With surprising strength, he dragged the unmoving man to the door.

He chatted as he dragged the young man. “Now, if you recover your movement before morning, I’d advise that you be careful feeling your way down the stairs – the railing isn’t any too steady and it will take a while to get used to doing without your sight. And if you don’t recover by then, well, I’m sure that the captain of the Goshawk will be happy to give you a hand out of here. In fact, I know he’d be happy to take out the trash for me!” The old man chuckled and rolled the unmoving form out into the rain and onto the rickety wooden platform at the top of the stairs. “You might want to remember, just for future reference, that the pen can indeed be mightier than the sword if there’s the right sort of poison on it.”

Then he closed and locked the door, putting a heavy steel bar across it for the night. He blew out the lamps, and then Ignatius Abel Donatu went down the spiral staircase to bed. His grandson would arrive bright and early for the map that was drying on the drawing table.

-She Wolf © 2008

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Pirates, Ahoy!

July 20, 2008

Arrgh! It’s time for the rest of the story. Wendy’s story.

Presenting SJ Tucker and The Lost Girls Pirate Academy!

Here you will find audio files of all three songs (called the Wendy Trilogy).
For the lyrics, go here.

Enjoy!

Cheshire D

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Dance Lesson

July 20, 2008

I saw some of you trying to do this dance on the beach…. and well…I think a lesson is in order….

Lori (who actually used to do this dance about 30 something years ago…..)

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It’s all fun and games till…

July 20, 2008

Oh some think a pirate’s life is nothin’ but

wenchin’ and drinkin’ rum,

sailin’ the seas, doin’ just what we please,

grabbin’ booty just for fun…

A pirate’s life is fun & games

emptyin’ keg after keg

We have a grand time, everythin’s fine,

till somebody loses a leg, ho,

till somebody loses a leg!

Cap’n Kezza

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It’s True

July 19, 2008

So really…when I’ve had a taste or two or three of the rum

this is the song I WILL get up and sing and dance around a bonfire too.

Pirates Rule

a.m.

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Attack of the Pirate Ducks!

July 19, 2008

What a motely crew!

And what a big bottle of rum that is behind them!

Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

My turn! I hate when they run out of the rum!

(e turns her head and says, “Rainbow Beach will never be the same!)

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No sooner said than………….

July 19, 2008

here be enjoying hair o’ the dog

and here be a little something for you to share

Enjoy!

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Something gentler for the hangover p’raps……..

July 19, 2008

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A Teddy Bear to meet the Pirates for a party at the beach

July 19, 2008
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Hilda has had many adventures and she heard about a party at Rainbow beach. “Ahoy me mateys I’ll head off for that party and that beach I’ve heard so much about. What could be better than to meet some pirates? ” so off Hilda went.

She went on her ship called “Neptune’s Friend.”

Teddy bears can’t afford to be afraid of anything because they are the guardians and protectors of all the lost children. Hilda was up for any party even if it involved Captain Hook himself. She wondered if she might meet Wendy or Tinkerbell or any such creatures at that party.

Were there lost girls in search of childhood, like the lost boys, and what about all the lost teddies who had Aunties in Peru and ended up living with people who had things like Elevenses.

Hmm – Hilda liked to travel with dolphins and she loved to listen to the songs of the whales. She liked to dance in her red gumboots and sing loudly, well as loudly as a tiny teddy can.

Hilda knew she could take some of the magic of Rainbow beach home to her friend Sophie. Sophie was the young girl who was her best friend in all the world. Sophie liked to hear of Hilda’s adventures.

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posted by Gumbootspearlz with some help from Hilda the bear

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And Now For A Musical Interlude

July 19, 2008

Being a pirate is all fun and games
’til somebody loses a hand
It squirts and it spurts and it bloody well hurts
Turns you blue, Ill have you understand,
And it makes you feel cruddy the day that somebody
Gives you a brand new baby grand….
Being a pirate is all fun and games
’til somebody loses a hand!

Wow – that was fun.

Now here’s some booty to share with my Pirate Sisters.

Oh yeah.

Whose your favorite Pirate Sister now?

a.m.

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Anybody for Meatloaf?

July 19, 2008

I’m up for it.

Posted by Gail

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High Spirits…

July 19, 2008

Drink up, me hearties. Yo ho.

Posted by Gail

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Pirate Guys

July 19, 2008

They’re going to teach us to talk like real Pirates

YAY!

 

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Rainbow Beach Pirates

July 18, 2008

Arrgh, me fellow mateys!  So it’s Pirates, is it? 

Then check out this and that for some pirate humor.

And, of course, I have a Pirate song for you.  Courtesy of Tom Smith and youtube.  For the lyrics, go here!

From Cheshire D and DQ Jones